I can’t watch MTV anymore, otherwise I’m gonna fuckin’ go on a killing spree or I’m gonna fuckin’ blow my fuckin’ brains out. It’s so pathetic! Ya know, back in the day, at least you had fuckin’ Zeppelin and Sabbath and fuckin’ Elton John. You know, like the real deal shit. I mean these guys wrote the songs, performed them, and did ‘em. Nowadays, it’s kind of like me and you can go down to a tit bar and fuckin’ find the hottest lookin’ bitch that can dance. I’ll produce the record, I’ll write the songs, we’ll get a chick I know that can sing like Aretha Franklin and we’ll let her sing the vocals on the thing. Ya know, she weighs about 420 pounds. We’ll let her sing the fuckin’ thing and then we got a new record. And then we’ll get a guy that can do all the photography…ya know, like J Lo.
I mean, as much as I dig J Lo… I mean, I’d love to fuckin’ just blow a fuckin’ load down the crack of her ass. Gimme a fuckin’ break! You think she’s an artist. She ain’t an artist. She ain’t the real deal. What the fuck is she!? Actually, she did that Serena fuckin’ movie and then she goes, “I think I’d like to sing.” That’s what convinced her to sing. She says, “I’d like to be on stage because I’m in the movies.” You know what actors are? They’re ACTORS! There’s a big difference between actors and musicians. You can get an actor to play Axl Rose. You think Axl Rose acts? That’s the real deal, bro. Chris Cornell, you think he’s a fuckin’ actor!? These mother fuckers [in high pitched whiney voice], “I’d really like to do that thing; I’d really like to be a rock star and play in front of thousands of people.” It’s just like, here’s a good thought, “you wanna play some of Randy Rhoades’ shit?” Go ahead mother fucker, knock yourself out! Ya know, I gotta practice every mother fuckin’ day. I gotta play this shit every fuckin’ day! You think it’s easy? Go ahead, knock yourself out…cunt!