eizhens ([info]eizhens) rakstīja,
@ 2025-09-12 21:28:00

Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend!  Next Entry
man ir bijis sekss ar sievieti pēc 60. ļoti patika komunikācijas stils - daudz nobriedušāka. tas bija pirms govīm.


(Ierakstīt jaunu komentāru)


[info]govs
2025-09-12 21:37 (saite)
ej pie citām.
no govs no sex before marriage

(Atbildēt uz šo) (Diskusija)

velns ķeksē mūķenes
[info]eizhens
2025-09-12 21:41 (saite)

A priest offered to give a nun a lift. She got in, and crossed her legs, forcing her gown up and revealing a bit of leg.

Out of shock, the priest nearly lost control of his vehicle, swerved aggressively, and managed to re-stabilize the car.

Once he was driving safely again, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

"Father! remember psalms 129?"

He quickly removed his hand to shift gears, and nearly immediately began sliding his hand up the nuns leg. "...Father? Remember psalms 129?" she said yet again.

"sorry sister, the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129, and it said, "go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory"

Moral: If you are not well informed in your career, you might miss great opportunities

(Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais) (Diskusija)

Re: velns ķeksē mūķenes
[info]govs
2025-09-12 22:00 (saite)
šis gan labs

(Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais) (Diskusija)

Re: velns ķeksē mūķenes
[info]eizhens
2025-09-12 22:05 (saite)
jo nav mans

(Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais)


Neesi iežurnalējies. Iežurnalēties?