Marriage II
Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married.
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"Eighty-four Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore,
and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom."
-Carolyn, AGE 8

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife"
-Bert, AGE 5


What Do Most People Do on a Date??
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"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
-Martin, AGE 10


When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone??
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"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a
ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the
wedding."
-Allan, AGE 10


The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married??
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"You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan"
-Kirsten, AGE 10

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I
don't need that kind of trouble."
-Will, AGE 7


P.S. Thanx to people who gave me this .