> My daughter is anorexic. Despite only weighing 90 pounds she perceives herself as a big fat fuck. I’d like to give her the proper affirming care. Does anyone know where I can get her some gastric bypass surgery and liposuction?

> Would you like us all to tell her how brave she is for starving herself and agree that she is a fatty? We can set up a hotline for her and even let her compete in the fattest sumo weight class.

> Teach her how to throw up

> Just surgically remove her mouth and sew her arm skin to her face to make a new butthole. This way she can shit twice as much as before.

> Take that tub of lard in for the procedure asap

> Removing a leg will result in a loss of up to 35 lbs.

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