Taliban (Arabic for "rebellious schoolboys") (originally known as the Talitubbies as seen on TV)

The Talibans offers wonderful opportunities for career Suicide Bombers.

"All we wanted to do was bring a white Christmas to Afghanistan" says a random member. "But somehow, the U.S. and bombs got involved"

The Taliban, while keeping there location secret, have developed a system of delivery for outgoing packages (predominantly threatening media), that somehow finds its way into the hands of organisations such as the Egg nog Lovers organisation and Kick a twilight fan daily!
(it īpaši "Kick a twilight fan daily" :DD)

In the field of cave habitation, The Taliban have not made any advances in flooded caves, which are thought to comprise 50% of caves including 100% of underwater caves.

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