2. Novembris 2005 |
No aviācijas ikdienas | 12:19 |
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A friend of a friend, who is an airline copilot, told the following stories about a captain with whom he often flew. This guy was an excellent pilot, but not real good at making passengers feel at ease.
For example, one time the airplane in front of him blew a tire on landing, scattering chunks of rubber all over the runway. He was aked to hold while the trucks came out and cleaned up. His announcement:
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid there will be a short delay before our arrival. They've closed the airport while they clean up what's left of the last airplane that landed there.
( vēl divi aviācijas jociņi, in ingliš, rodžer? ) |
Vārdu spēles / spēles ar vārdiem | 12:55 |
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Atcerējos vēl vienu joku. Šoreiz no filmas "Airplane!" (1980). Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Victor Basta: Request vector, over. Captain Oveur: What? Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324. Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Over. Captain Oveur: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over! Roger Murdock: What? Captain Oveur: Huh? Victor Basta: Who? |
jautājumu un atbilžu pēcpusdiena | 15:21 |
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jautājums: kāpēc āfrikāņu sievietes ir iemanījušās skriet tik ātri un, droši vien, ka esat pamanījuši, parasti uzvar sprintā?
atbilde: ( klik )Mūzika: Armin van Buuren - A State Of Trance Episode 220
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Tiinju probleemas (labaakie teikumi un veestules) | 20:58 |
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nezinu vai šis te ir bijis, bet palasīt var ( ... tālāk ... )Mūzika: sxx on tour (fonā)
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