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Парочка сидит в баре. ОНА говорит:
- Слушай, я коктейль знаю крутой. Хочешь попробовать?
ОН соглашается, и ОНА заказывает рюмку Bailey`s и рюмку лимонного сока.
- Встаешь на колени, смотришь мне прямо в глаза, вливаешь в рот Bailey`s, и сразу запиваешь соком.
Чувак закрывает глаза, и делает как ОНА сказала.
0,3 секунды - приятное теплое ощущение во рту.
0,6 секунды - сливки в Bailey`sе сворачиваются.
0,9 секунды - ЕГО лицо зеленеет как недозревший лимон и он с трудом проглатывает все ЭТО
1,2 секунды - ЕГО желудок начинает реагировать, и хочет вернуть коктейль обратно.
3,0 секунды - ОНА шепчет ЕМУ на ухо:
- Коктейль называется "Месть за минет" ! |
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6. Dec 2011 @ 21:28
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5. Aug 2011 @ 11:39
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25. Jul 2011 @ 15:21
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Rebekas Blekas jaunā dziesma bet autotune
http://enkurs.lv/rebbeca-black-bez-auto-tune/
21. Jul 2011 @ 15:59
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11. Feb 2011 @ 12:36
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"Costing only £85 per year, Ugg Boots are statistically the most reliable and best value female contraceptive."
10. Feb 2011 @ 13:41
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Auns
Auns - viņš arī ir auns. Vienmēr taisnība un nepiš. Vieglāk uzreiz nosist, nekā sākt ar viņu strīdēties, tāpēc ka Aunu strīdā var pārspēt tikai vienā gadījumā - ja viņš ir bezrocīgs, kurlmēms un bezkāju invalīds (un vienalga ir diezgan liela iespēja, ka viņš šajā gadījumā jums parādīs h&&u).( tālāk )
18. Jan 2011 @ 21:13
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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure..
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Not a lot of people know this.
23. Dec 2010 @ 14:35
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Vairaak info te:
16. Dec 2010 @ 17:02
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Fiksi izlasaam pirmos teikumus shajaa Wiki ierakstaa, kameer nav nomainiits
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_fifa
( ... tālāk ... )
3. Dec 2010 @ 12:07
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( vēl daži )
22. Nov 2010 @ 18:31
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