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A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard — bell out of order.)
On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. - Sisters of Mercy
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
You say psycho like it's a bad thing.
Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
"Your faith in yourself is all you will ever have. Don't let anyone take it away from you ever." ~ Holly Marie Combs
Everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE

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