the pope has something to say

this is the pope. i know i died today but i have an important message from beyond the grave. i was the leader of an entire religion full of child molesting priests. i want to apologize again for all the man/boy love that transpired during my reign. oh, and one more thing. those crackers u all ate during services? those were made from a special blend of flour, water and pope-sperm. there was never anything under the robe. NEVER!!

do not cry for me. i am free now.