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[Jul. 2nd, 2010|03:30 pm]
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let’s get together and figure out a way for you to work more hours for less money.
http://clientsfromhell.net/
iokaste redīss, atā mani brīvie brīži.

Me: ”I will create a login box on your website. Once someone registers and logs in, the website will recognize who the user is and provide relevant content.”

Client: ”That sounds great. However, instead of a login box I’d like to use biometrics to identify the user.”

Me: ”Not sure what you mean.”

Client: ”When someone visits the website, I want them to be able to put their hand on the monitor. The monitor will then scan their hand to confirm who they are. I think that would be a lot more engaging. How much extra would that functionality cost?”

Me: ”Several hundred million dollars.”

Client: Why are you being a wiseass? Can you do it or not?

Me: ”No. Sorry. That’s a little too advanced.”

Client: ”Fine. I’ll try another web designer.”

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From:[info]iokaste
Date:July 2nd, 2010 - 03:43 pm
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paspēlēsies ar krāsiņām? ))
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From:[info]rasbainieks
Date:July 2nd, 2010 - 03:44 pm
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This is everything we asked for but not what we wanted. āmen :)

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From:[info]iokaste
Date:July 2nd, 2010 - 04:28 pm
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palasi vēl tālāk - pār stūlbumu pat dieviem nav vara
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From:[info]rasbainieks
Date:July 2nd, 2010 - 04:29 pm
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man pagaidām pietiek ar pirmajām 18 lapām :)
From:[info]pikaso
Date:July 2nd, 2010 - 04:03 pm
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pirms kāda laika visu nakti pavadīju pie šī brīnuma un vēl pāris cilvēkus ar to apslimdināju. sēdējām visi katrs savos pasaules galos un skapī citējām katram tīkamākos.
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From:[info]begemots
Date:July 3rd, 2010 - 05:07 pm
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uzmācas šermuļi, viens no iemesliem, kāpēc es tā īsti nekad neesmu gribējis būt frīlānseris ne webu taisīšanā, nedz dizainā.

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