If I had a million dollars...
*sigh* I had forgotten how much I love this song (and BNL):If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile) If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love. If I had $1000000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard If I had $1000000 You could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had $1000000 Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there Wouldn't that be fabulous?If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu) If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000) I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones) If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love. If I had $1000000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had $1000000 We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more. If I had $1000000Alt. G/H Version: (MY personal favorite part)Steve: We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner Steve: But we would eat Kraft Dinner.Ed: Of course we would, we'd just eat moreEd: And buy really expensive ketchups with itSteve: That's right, all the fanciest ket-dijon ketchupEd: MmmSteve: Mmm(We'd actually make the treefort from the first chorus out of it. Mmm.) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) Well, I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?) If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000 If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000 I'd be rich. I have this completely crazy (and completely unnatural) crush on Ed Roberston from BNL. I think it first started (well, I always ogle him when the band does commentary for I Love the 90's and such on VH1) but the live performance of their cover of Cockburn's "Lovers In A Dangerous Time". Or maybe when I saw him to his "Bathroom Sessions" and laugh through entire songs...hmmm, who knows.So a little fun for y'allhttp://gallery.tourphotographer.com/p/saskatoon_02_10_2007/20070210_bnl_saskatoon_sm_647528Ed would be the one on the ground XD don' even ask.http://gallery.tourphotographer.com/p/saskatoon_02_10_2007/20070210_bnl_saskatoon_sm_602615On the left, with the funny expression on his face Is my hair thinning?http://gallery.tourphotographer.com/p/regina_02_12_2007/20070212_bnl_regina_sm_259415Laughing with his hand in the air.http://gallery.tourphotographer.com/p/regina_02_12_2007/20070212_bnl_regina_sm_271120Damn, now I wish I would've been there. This looks hilarious!http://gallery.tourphotographer.com/p/regina_02_12_2007/20070212_bnl_regina_sm_732026On the right.