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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your
timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old
man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but
he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas
holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."