MSWindows source code:

#include < MSWindows_crash.h>
#include < MSWindosw_GPF.h>
#include < Microsoft_Spy.h>

char [16000000000] make_program_look_big;
external static long bill_gates_account = 5000000000;

main() {
detect_cpu();
detect_keyboard();
detect_monitor();
if (! find_mother_board()) {
printf("Mother board not installed."
prinft("Insert CD with motherboard installation."
}
for(int i=0;i < bill_gates_account;i ) {
delay(5);
wait_mouse_move();
delay(5);
wait_mouse_press();
delay(5);
do_action();
delay(5);
if (random(1)<0.5)
do_GPF();
bill_gates_account ;
}
do_crash();
}