man šķiet, ka jūs šo spēsiet novērtēt (ņemiet vērā, ka tas ir vienīgais joks par oskaru vaildu, ko man izdevies atrast):
'oscar wilde comes out of prison and checks into a hotel, where he is seen going to his room with one of the hotel's page boys. he is stopped by the hotel manager, who says: "oh, mr wilde - i thought you were going to turn over a new leaf!" "so i am," says wilde, "but i think i'll just get to the bottom of this page first...'

ps sveiciens no lielbritānijas!