I. Thou shalt not worship other girls than Tiamat.
II. Thou shalt not evoke storms in a tea-cup, for thou shalt drink coffee, not tea.
III. Thou shalt not put too much sugar in that tea, coffee.
IV. Remember the Black Sabbath days, keep it unholy & tell no one.
V. Honour Tiamat as your father, or your fairy gothmother.
VI. Thou shalt not kill furry little animals.
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery until you're an adult.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal our equipment , or thou shalt have thy gob schmacked.
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness on what we did on tour, or thy gob shalt be schmackeded.
X. Thou shalt not sleep at night, for thou shalt drink coffee.
XI. Thou shalt not tell thy brother & sister 'thou shalt not'.
XII. Thou shalt not drink the cup of poison, for it is ours.
XIII. Thou shalt not turn off our albums for thy neighbor, for he is stumbling in the dark.
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