lnk ahoy
This weekend will be in the fabulous LNK! I totally just found my size 11 jeans that I had lost for a GOOD 5 months. SO HAPPY. They still fit great--like sausage casing! Bwahaha. The perfect jeans for being social this weekend with my fashion muse Mary (twiness). Tonight is a gradumutation partay for Billy (wdinger), and according to Mary there will be plenty of pesto dip for us to ravage. Then the remainder of the weekend, we're working out (I hope we can find cameltoe Pilates lady), tanning, shopping, having a craft corner death match, eating more pesto than advisable, making fun of piggies, making a burn book, and Cher knows what else! *CACKLE*Now it's time to go primp and throw some clothes in my bag. I already hit snooze for like 2 hours today. And I'm still procrastinating. But this is where I draw the line.. I'm posting a stupidmemequizresult. But it's worth it.The Keys to ibrad's Heart

You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart. (Ed. note: this is funny because I am attracted to crazies historically! LULZZ)
In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self-centered. (This sealed it, I had to post.)

get your keys.Also, this is my new theme song. (take a piece of me, serve me up on a plate in your restaurant.)