Garastāvoklis:	cheerful
Mūzika:	swhrock

What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

When I was in my early 20's all I wanted was thick hair and a thin wife.

I'm in my 30's now and have got it the other way around.

What did the letter O say to Q?

Dude, your dick is hanging out.

I walked out of a club with a girl last night.

She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my cock and said, "Yours or mine?"

I said, "That's mine."

My mate's opened up a new chain of coffee shops in Russia.

It's called Tsarbucks.

If I rub sand on my pubes, will it make the crabs feel at home?