Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about the solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

 Not surprisingly, the survey was a huge failure because:

In Africa they didn`t know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn`t know what "honest" meant.:))))

 In Western Europe they didn`t know what "shortage" meant.

In China they didn`t know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn`t know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn`t know what "please" meant.

And, in the USA they didn`t know what "the rest of the world" meant.