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The Bride: [drags Buck The Rapist's head between a hospital door, and screams] WHERE'S BILL!
[slam]
Buck: Ugh!
The Bride: WHERE'S BILL!
[slam]
Buck: Ugh!
[feebly]
Buck: Please... stop... hitting me...
The Bride: WHERE'S BILL!
[slam]
Buck: Ugh!
[frantically]
Buck: I... I don't know who Bill is!
The Bride: BULLSHIT!
[slam]
The Bride: [then she notices the tattoos of "Buck" on one hand, and "Fuck" on another, then starts to remember the rapists standing by her bed]
Buck: [flashback] Well ain'cha the slice of cutie pie they said you were... Janes Doe... They don't know shit about you! Well, I'm from Huntsville; Texas. My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck... Hahahahahahaha...
The Bride: [gently] Your name is "Buck"... right?
Buck: [Buck gulps]
The Bride: [getting angrier and angrier] ... and you came here to "Fuck", RIGHT?
[prepares for one last mighty slam]
Buck: [screaming] WAIT A MINUTE!
The Bride: HRRAAAARRRGH!
[with one mighty slam, The Bride kills Buck The Rapist]
The Bride: [scrambles through Buck's corpse and finds a key ring] Pussy Wagon... You FUCKER!
[one last slam]


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