eh shitas joks man gaaja gan pie sirds :D
Vakars peec darba. Saruna starp programmeetaaju un vinja sievu.
"Sveika, daargaa, i`m logged in."
"Tu maizi nopirki?"
"Bad command or filename."
"Bet es tev paluudzu jau no riita."
"Errenous syntax. Abort?"
"Un kaa ar kefiiru?"
"Variable not found."
"Nu tad iedod man vismaz savu karti - pati aizieshu uz veikalu."
"Sharing violation. Access denied."
"Tu mani miili vai tiki datoru? Vai arii tikai njirgaajies par mani???"
"Too many parameters."
"Jaa, velti es ar tevi preceejos!"
"Data type mismatch."
"Nejeega tu esi!"
"It`s by default."
"Bet varbuuut parunaasim par tavu algu?"
"File in use. Try after some time."
"Un es? Kaada vispaar mana loma gjimenee?"
"Unknown virus!"