As they approached Christchurch 1 runway, the tower heard:
PILOT Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway iz?
CO-PILOT Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy
PILOT Dis iz ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus !
CO-PILOT Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy !!
PILOT Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse !!
CO-PILOT Royt, I'll do dat !!
PILOT An den ya put de flaps down !!
CO-PILOT Royt, I'll do dat, too !!
PILOT An den stamp an de brakes az hard az yer can an pray ta de
Holy Mudder a Gad !!!
CO-PILOT I'm prayin already, but oi'll hit de brakes az hard as oi can.

So, az the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse,
put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the
Holy Mother with all his soul.
The brakes screeched, the tyres squealed, and there was smoke
everywhere, but, to the relief of all the passengers, and, not least
of all, Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to stop but a few meters
from the end of the runway!!!

As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure,
Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus,
-Dat has gat ta be de shartist fookin runway in de world!"
Shamus replied, - Yes, but da ya see how fookin wide it iz?"

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But look at things the other way,
'coz it may well be yer final day.�
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