dienas prieks
pieskrien pie manis kāds vācu tūristpenža, noliek maku uz letes un saka:

"I want to change EUR"
"Sorry but we don't. There's a bank around the corner"
"What? A bank? You want to be in Europe, but don't accept EUR??"
"No, not yet"
"Then go to the church!!"
pagriežas un aiziet.

Savādāk mirstu no torčīšanas te.