Ode to Brexit |
[Nov. 22nd, 2018|03:31 pm] |
Brexit – there’s gonna be a Brexit No need to transpose EU Directives into British Law I suppose Anymore I mean What for?
Brexit – there’s gonna be a Brexit And how is it gonna Affect the number of Muslims Living in the UK Anyway?
Oh damn those old fools We should lower the voting age to 12 To counteract Those old red white and blues Should know the aged develop a little right wing phase Much like the Prophet Mohammed In his later days
Oh Brexit There’s gonna be a Brexit No need to suppose Just transpose It Uh huh
Hey don’t let me see you crying mate Hope is at hand Not hate And we have many ways To make you vote again Englishmen And women And transgender too We don’t forget about you ooh
And oh All the Educated Middle Class Sigh ‘What a farce” and “Who gave this vote To the lower classes Anyway? “I spent more time deciding
on which dishwasher to buy Than the average prole Or fellow on the dole Spent on making his mind up to isolate me on this shithole”
Oh don’t leave us here With austerity and the bloody Tories and milk in the tea and the shuffling Retarded Gob of Massed Yob Pissed on cheap beer Oh dear
I’d like to apologise to Jean Claude Make it clear Have a little moan But it’s gonna be so expensive On the phone With those Roaming charges
I’d say Jean Claude We have forgotten Our human ity We couldn’t be meaner Where is the idea European And my Bulgarian Cleaner?
Brexit There’s gonna be a Brexit And all the veg will rot on the fields And all the fruit will be unplucked I’m not gonna Bend my back for That You can get
Come on British girls and boys Welcome em all to our foggy Isle Have em stay for more than a while Put your feet up After you tidy that shit up Boris Or Yuris Or whatever your name is
Brexit There might be some kind of Brexit We’ll still have to transpose I suppose And oh we will still be Able to roam free In dignity Just without A vote Oh well Who needs Demo crazy Anymore? Me? I mean what for?
Let em sort it out In Bruxelles They have got time In between The meetings and the whores The mussels, the chips and the bores They have got the best minds In those glass hives Funky Technocrats Choreographed Moves Financial Grooves Quite Expensive shoes On the Black and white floor Oooh oooh Referenda Is that all you’ve got? Pff hah ooh yah yah yah Come on Remainer Don’t let me see you crying You lose But you win Until you’re dying In the end Sunbeam Oooh Happy dream Yeah yeah yeah European You’re peeing English Chanel Number 5 In the English Channel And all the Cod Will divide themselves up Battered and fried Organically Some will be yours And some will be mine
Brexit There won’t really be a Brexit We hexed it So relax, repose Transpose Over And over And over Move over Really move over Eh? Merci Danke Paldies In shallah and Dos vadanya |
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![[User Picture]](http://klab.lv/userpic/172593/1842) | From: | ulvs |
Date: | November 22nd, 2018 - 03:35 pm |
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Edgy poetry. Enīvej, feijnas beigas.
![[User Picture]](http://klab.lv/userpic/172593/1842) | From: | ulvs |
Date: | November 22nd, 2018 - 03:43 pm |
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Ai, nenoturējos un uzliku ar'. Izcila grupa ir tāda, kurai ir vismaz VIENS ļ.labs skaņdarbs. Jo sacerēt un spēt labi izspēlēt/ierakstīt 1 gabalu jaju daudz.
Viņam ir diezgan daudz.. smiekglīgi ir tas, ka mana meita norakstīja viņu, kā hipster sūds. Just a phase I am going through..
life will go on.
mums joprojām būs alus.
![[User Picture]](http://klab.lv/userpic/172593/1842) | From: | ulvs |
Date: | November 22nd, 2018 - 03:41 pm |
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Lūdzu, nepropagandē visur savu narkomāniju. Paldies. | |