Karmic dilema
Sister: Stop doing bad things, stop being so nasty. It all comes back to you.

Me: (miserably)I know. People usualy get angry.

Sister: Stop thinking bad things. It comes back at you.

Me: I know. I get all inspired, like, on failing...

Sister: Stop thinking bad things about people.

Me: I know. Inspiration can be a very powerful thing... Bleh...There is only one thing good in karma. Bad people get what's coming to them...

Sister: Er...

Me: Noooooo! I hate karma!

Sister: Erm...

Me: Nooooooooooooooo!