“The boyhood conduct of Louis XIII (b. 1601) was observed in every detail by the court physician Dr. Heroard. The Dauphin was not reprimanded for groping his governess in bed, for instance, not for showing off his first erections, which went up and down ‘like a drawbridge’. Married at fourteen, he was placed in the nuptial bed with his mother, to whom he returned ‘after about an hour and performing twice’, 'with his cock all red’.”

(pa svētkiem man uzdāvināja lielo lielo vēsturi un jēra vilnas jaku)