truly blonde
a blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
the doctor looked concerned and said, "show me where."
the blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "ouch!"
then she touched her leg and screamed, "ouch!"
she touched her nose and cried, "ouch!"
she looked at her doctor and said, "see? it hurts everywhere!"
the doctor laughed and said, "don't worry; it's not serious. you've just got a broken index finger."