moon: hey earth, whats up?
earth: nothing good moon, nothing good..
moon: ?
earth: just came from the doctor, turns out i got humans.
moon: oh man, are you going to be ok?
earth: no, the doctor told me it`s chronic..
moon: fuck, sorry to hear that earth..
< spaceship approaching moon >
moon: hey earth, what`s that?
earth: don`t know man..
moon: ouh god, what is this.. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, IT`S CONTAGIOUS !
earth: mother of god!
mars: o_O