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iespeejams jau atkal bijis,bet gobisham jauns un atvainojos,ka angliski.es maaku arii anglju smieklinjus:D
((((RING))))

**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you
haven't got an Uncle Frank"
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with
Mommy, right now"
**Brief Pause**
"Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom
door, and shout to Mommy that
Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to
the phone "I did it Daddy"
"And what happened honey?" he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with
no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit
her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He
was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming
pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week
to clean it, he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??
Is this 555-7039?????
(ir doma)
From:[info]scoux
Date: 17. Maijs 2006 - 13:00

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lāāābs :DDDDD
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From:[info]markizs
Date: 17. Maijs 2006 - 13:03
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vecs un labs joks
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From:[info]iekodeets
Date: 17. Maijs 2006 - 13:06
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:D~
bez iekshaam!
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From:[info]jauna_dzive
Date: 17. Maijs 2006 - 13:34
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hahahahahahahahahaha :DD
/me gar zemi! :D
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From:[info]nenormaaliigaa
Date: 17. Maijs 2006 - 14:50
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ideaali! :D
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From:[info]schiz
Date: 17. Maijs 2006 - 17:15
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o jā,itas ir vnk labs! :D
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From:[info]ib
Date: 17. Maijs 2006 - 18:52
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beidzot arī kas smieklīgs.
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From:[info]drew
Date: 17. Maijs 2006 - 19:39
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:DDDDDDD
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From:[info]dinga
Date: 18. Maijs 2006 - 18:33
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Dievinu šitādas karātavas!
From:[info]ku_pax
Date: 20. Maijs 2006 - 22:19
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Ir smejams :)))
(ir doma)
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