so... you're a woman in a man's body?
- yes
okay. so you were screwed by the universe and have to live, carrying male reproductive organs?
- yes
but despite your choice, the universe wins because you don't have a vagina. you can take it up the [...] and whatever but you cannot feel like a woman in this lifetime.
- [?]
you don't have a socket for my plug, therefore: I don't like you.