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http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2003/s_heathrow-p1.php
Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London’s Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport’s PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.
In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.
After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on. The last recording is from Gatwick.
Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.
sound clips in link above
Name:
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed
Sounds like:
I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired
Name:
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie
Sounds like:
I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Name:
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest
Sounds like:
I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
Name:
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet
Sounds like:
Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit
Name:
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
Sounds like:
My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
Name:
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee
Sounds like:
Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea |
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