QUOTES! - no IMDB --izklaide gaidot
Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past.
[looks at Elizabeth]
Jack Sparrow: One of you succeeded.

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Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
[Everyone looks around. Finally Jack the Monkey raises his hand]
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Lord Cutler Beckett: [Jack has a cannon aimed at Beckett] You're mad!
Jack Sparrow: [grins] Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't, this'd probably never work.
[fires cannon to fly away holding on to a rope]

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Barbossa: [at a pirate gathering] There’s not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money.

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Elizabeth Swann: It never would've worked out between us.
Jack Sparrow: Keep telling yourself that, darling.

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[Giselle and Scarlett are fighting]
Jack Sparrow: Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but i love his pies. And all of the pails to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
[Giselle slaps jack]
[Scarlett slaps jack]
[Jack turns around and slaps Gibbs]

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Barbossa: [Captain Barbossa and Captain Jack Sparrow are both trying to give orders] What are you doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doing?
Barbossa: No, what are you doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doing?
Barbossa: No, what are you doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doing? Hmm. Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The Captain of this ship is giving orders!
Jack Sparrow: [thinking] My ship, makes me captain!
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: That makes you Chart-man!
Pintel: Stow it! The both of you! That's an order! Understand!
[They glare at him]
Pintel: Sorry, I just thought that with the Captain issue in doubt I'd just throw in my name for consideration. Sorry.

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Jack Sparrow: [to Beckett] Who am I?
[Beckett, who doesn't answer, looks confused]
Jack Sparrow: [rather hurt] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow

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Jack Sparrow: We'll have to fight... to run away!
Bretheren Court Members: [everyone] Aye!

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Davy Jones: Do you fear death?
Jack Sparrow: You have no idea.

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Jack Sparrow: Should he be doing that?
[about Monkey Jack running around below decks]