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Atkāpties 28. Oktobris 2006 Doties uzbrukumā

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ģeniāls joks no Baldur's Gate forumiem

Tātad cilvēks ir pirmoreiz sev ieinstalējis sev BG + Tales Of The Swordcoast un jautā veterāniem, vai Svordkoustu var iziet pēc Sarevoka eksterminēšanas? Cilvēki saka, ka nē, tas ir jāizdara īsu brīdi pirms finālkaujas. Un te viens čuvaks iepostē, kā tas reāli izskatās:

So realistic. I can just see it now:

Sarevok- "By Bhaal, I'm mortally wounded! Hey, where are you going? Finish me!"
Henchman- "Umm, he's gone, along with his party. What do we do now?"
Sarevok- "Sit and wait I guess...Got any cards?"
Henchman- "Think I left that in my other suit of bloodied armor."
Sarevok- "Will get pretty lonely down here while we wait." *eyes his henchman* "Hey, have you seen that belt of masculinity/feminity around anywhere?"

Atkāpties 28. Oktobris 2006 Doties uzbrukumā