Metot ārā vecus CD, uzdūros 90o gadu apkārtrakstam:
Hello and Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want,
just stay on the line and we will trace your call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and
a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter
which number you press, No one will answer.
Thank you for calling the Psychiatric Hotline.
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