1) Let’s face it, hipster life is not always easy. It’s hard to get up in the morning, knowing you have to put on your sister’s jeans and ride your fixed-gear bike all the way down to the meatpacking district, just to get some fair trade coffee;
2) You know, when you’re squatting in the backyard with a wolverine carcass tied to your head, it might be time to start asking yourself the hard questions;
3) There’s the threat of sexual violence, the fashion industry imposing an impossible standard of beauty, fighting for equal compensation and opportunity in the workplace and trying to keep your giant, sloppy vagina from unravelling in your pants like a loose bragioli;
4) MY TITS ARE ALLIGATORS YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
(Also, Honore de Ballsac; also, bonus Hitler. (Fucking hipsters.))
2) You know, when you’re squatting in the backyard with a wolverine carcass tied to your head, it might be time to start asking yourself the hard questions;
3) There’s the threat of sexual violence, the fashion industry imposing an impossible standard of beauty, fighting for equal compensation and opportunity in the workplace and trying to keep your giant, sloppy vagina from unravelling in your pants like a loose bragioli;
4) MY TITS ARE ALLIGATORS YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
(Also, Honore de Ballsac; also, bonus Hitler. (Fucking hipsters.))
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