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I fear all the sins we may commit in the name of "Creativity".

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No 1 attitude: "Don't do the wrong thing. Don't make mistakes and you'll be O.K."
No 2 attitude: "Do the right thing. Look for new ways. Try harder."

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"It may be beautiful to die for love in a poem. But it's ugly and stupid to die for love in a car."

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Within two years most of our stewardesses will leave us for other men.

This isn't surprising. A girl who can smile for 5and a half hours is hard to find.
Being beautiful isn't enough. We don't mean it isn't important. We just mean it isn't enough.
So if there is one thing we look for it's girls who like people.

And you cannot do that and then tell them not to like people too much.

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Why generals have always had a tent of their own?
The idea is to free him from the usual annoyances so he can concentrate on getting the war won.
These are also reasons a man with business on his mind flies first class.

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If you stand for something you will always find some people for you and some people against you. If you stand for nothing you will find nobody against you and nobody for you.




Nobody counts the number of ads you run. They just remember the impression you make.

Do you have the right kind of wife for it?

Can your wife bake her own bread?
Can she get a kid's leg stitched and not phone you at the office until itš all over?
Find something yo talk about when the TV set goes on the blink?
Does she worry about the Bomb?
Make your neighbour's children wish that she were their mother?
Will she say "yes" to a camping trip after 50 straigt weeks of cooking?
Let your daughter keep a pet snake in the back yard?
Invite 13 people to dinner even though she only has service of 12?
Name a cat "Rover"?
Live another year without furniture and take a trip to Europe instead?
Let you give up your job with a smile?
And mean it?

( Congratulations! )