Do you have the right kind of wife for it?

Can your wife bake her own bread?
Can she get a kid's leg stitched and not phone you at the office until itš all over?
Find something yo talk about when the TV set goes on the blink?
Does she worry about the Bomb?
Make your neighbour's children wish that she were their mother?
Will she say "yes" to a camping trip after 50 straigt weeks of cooking?
Let your daughter keep a pet snake in the back yard?
Invite 13 people to dinner even though she only has service of 12?
Name a cat "Rover"?
Live another year without furniture and take a trip to Europe instead?
Let you give up your job with a smile?
And mean it?