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sēžat jūs te, domājat par vēnu griešanu, aber izrādās, ka citiem iet vēl interesantāk un noteikti jestrāk nekā jums. klikatī klik un redzēsi, ka tavā dzīvē viss nav tik fucked up kā likās

daži interesantumi no turienes:

"Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML"

"Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML"

"Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML"

"Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML"
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From:[info]samantta
Date: 12. Februāris 2009 - 16:56
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omg! suddenly i don't feel so fucked up, paldies!
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From:[info]spike
Date: 12. Februāris 2009 - 17:03
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Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finished she proceeded to tell me she already had a boyfriend and that his penis was larger then mine. FML

šis mani nobeidza :D
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From:[info]another
Date: 12. Februāris 2009 - 17:05
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jā, pavisam noteikti dienas joks, hehe.
Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit
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From:[info]mafia
Date: 12. Februāris 2009 - 17:05
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Tik daudz labu tekstu tur :) Tnx par laika nosišanas līdzekli!
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From:[info]ziemelji
Date: 12. Februāris 2009 - 17:11
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lol, šitie vēl nav tie labākie, lasu visu dienu
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