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March 28th, 2018

doesn't listen

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tā diena, kad iekšā ir ļ daudz vārdu, bet ārā tā īsti tie nenāk.

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saruna sākās ar Džemmas stāstu par thongs un her gran (don't ask). tur izvērsās saruna..
piedzērušais īrs kaut ko tur dīvainu grimasi sataisa.
Džemma: don't tell me you've never worn a thong!
PĪ: not in here.
...
Džemma: I bet every man has worn woman's underwear at least once!
PĪ: only for her benefit.
...
PĪ izveic monologu, kāpēc sievietes var valkāt vīriešu drēbes un tas ir ok, bet uz vīriešiem jocīgi skatās.
Džemma aizdomājas un ir neliela pārdomu pauze.
Džemma: what would you do if a woman took her trousers off and there was mens boxers?
PĪ: I'd be delighted! a woman taking off her clothes on front of me! It'd be great! delightful!
Džemma: any woman? I thought you had standards... you told me earlier that you had standards...
kaķ: that was a few pints ago.
Džemma: you've been coming here for too long.
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