Pistspēļu onanētājverķis un maksturbātors: Handsfree fuckmachine (SOM)

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Dec. 8th, 2008 | 02:10
Skan: Marduk - Still Fucking Dead (Here's No Peace)



Onanētāja specifikācijas:
1. Completely hands free: high performance onanie machine.
2.You can sit on the seat and enjoy as you like with hands free.
3. Any speed is available for up-down slide movement
(free level between 90 and 180 / min)
4. Adjustment free to the height of body (290-340mm)
5. Vibration of controller point (free level) adjustment free.
6. Up-down slide of 65mm width.

Inside of hole :
innumerable pleats and protuberance excite you.
It's soft touch gives you more luxurious pleasure the "real" does.

[...] the machine moves in real time to corresponding on screen motions during "climax scenes." The SOM connects to the computer via USB. As the Cross Days website suggests, "Install SOM and experience a next-gen reality!"

http://kotaku.com/5103900/erotic-game-makes-next+gen-hands-free-a-scary-reality
http://www.somjapan.com/us/index.html

OMG GET A LIFE?!!(!) [Partner, at least]

Ja kādam radās jautājums, kas ir pistspēle, nošauties!

 

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Silverflame

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from: [info]simri
date: Dec. 8th, 2008 - 07:39
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Jaunās paaudzes kontracepcija. 100% safe

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Ivo

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from: [info]disfigurator
date: Dec. 9th, 2008 - 09:33
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Ja vien nav multiplayer.

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302cc9b4780f8cbef6f70c3a8417913050b6aafb

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from: [info]mindbound
date: Dec. 9th, 2008 - 08:50
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Multiplayer arī (tehniski) vajadzētu būt safe, ja vien katrs izmanto savu, hmm, ierīci.

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Ivo

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from: [info]disfigurator
date: Dec. 10th, 2008 - 12:43
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Domāts bija komunāls multiplayer :P

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