Kāda jauka kundzīte!
Kad es būšu veca, es arī ne no kā nebaidīšos!

:))

"bring your own weapons"

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or Kansas grandma




or
A guy rolls thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. He hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.
"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."
"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Nope."
"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"
"Not a damn thing..."

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democracy is two (or more) wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch
liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote

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sometimes being well-armed means having quick legs ;)

jāatzīst, ka tai „avīžrakstā” bij diezgan trūcīga tipografika, gg

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One man excels in eloquence, another in arms.

(ai - vecs samopals tā ziņa ir ... lai gan pistjiku cienītājiem tas te joprojām tīk)

quick legs? - izklausās pēc karatistu pamatzinībām

I'm attracted to long-legged girls with long arms and a little head.

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