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George - Džordžs Bušs - ASV prezidents;
Condi - Kondalīza Raisa - ASV valsts sekretāre.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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From:[info]jauna_dzive
Date: 30. Novembris 2006 - 21:49
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bļin, thats a killer :D
From:[info]po
Date: 30. Novembris 2006 - 21:54
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traki daudzkur redzēts
ja kas
From:[info]fanija
Date: 30. Novembris 2006 - 21:57
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Tad aiztaisi acis:)
From:[info]po
Date: 30. Novembris 2006 - 22:00
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grasos to darīt.
baigi nāk miegs.
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From:[info]liene
Date: 30. Novembris 2006 - 22:01
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paiet kāds brīdis, kamēr iebrauc, bet ir labais :)))
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From:[info]schiz
Date: 30. Novembris 2006 - 22:29
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uuj, paldies, sasmaidiijos.
From:[info]affair
Date: 1. Decembris 2006 - 11:25
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mjā - pāris gadus vecs joks.
From:[info]pirmais
Date: 1. Decembris 2006 - 16:11

Labs bet

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pff :) Biju šo ļotisen atpakaļ ielicis, pie tam audio - bet nu šeku:
http://www.masteroni.com/show.php?itemId=88098232
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