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8> Spam e-mail messages now promise that if you forward this
message to 20 people, Bill Gates will send you a free copy
of Microsoft Bob.
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- Слушайте, я в порнофильме снялся!
- Фу!
- Не, не - я там хорошего играю! |
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Vakar nomira komiķis Rodney Dangerfield. R.I.P.
Te daži no viņa jociņiem:
I tell you, with my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills." He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint--a Saint Bernard!
I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, "What'll you have?" I said, "Surprise me." He showed me a naked picture of my wife. |
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