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Vakar nomira komiķis Rodney Dangerfield. R.I.P.

Te daži no viņa jociņiem:

I tell you, with my doctor, I don't get no respect.  I told him, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills."  He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap.  He was in the electric chair.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.

I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint--a Saint Bernard!

I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, "What'll you have?" I said, "Surprise me." He showed me a naked picture of my wife.