Shelly -

05:13 pm

Meklēju romantiskus pantiņus, un raugi, ko atradu:
Success is like a fart - only your own smells nice

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end
Have you ever noticed... Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying.
Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.