- The Aristocrats jokes!
- 2005.08.16, 17:43
- http://www.dead-frog.com/aristocrat
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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
The mother immediately pulls down her pants and takes a nice, big shit right on the floor. The father and the son then grab the daughter and forcefully put her face down into the shit and hold her there till she passes out. Then they tear off her clothes and rape her in the ass, both at the same time. Meanwhile the mother grabs the dog and fist fucks it till the poor door dies. She then tears his head off and hands it to the father who takes his penis out of the daughter and starts fucking the dog head while he fingers himself in the ass with a fork.
The son, still fucking his sister, starts shitting all the sudden, he stops the fucking and starts fingering himself in the pee hole, the sister wakes up and turns around. She goes over to her mom and starts vomitting all over her, they start making out and vomitting into each others mouth while moaning.
After a while of fingering himself, the boy walks over to the dog corpse and starts fucking it in the throat. With each thrust, blood spits out of the dogs ass, and after a few humps the lungs, heart etc starts to slowly leak out. The dad now shows the dog head into his daughters asshole and starts peeing. After a while they all stop doing what they were doing and the father lies on the floor and the others surround him.
They all start peeing and shitting and vomiting over him until hes completely covered in shit, vomit and pee. The son then sits on his fathers penis which is still hard as a rock from fucking the dog head earlier.
His sister and mother still peeing and vomitting as much as they can over them. The father cums inside his boy which starts jacking off and after a while he ejaculates right into his dads face.
The mother grabs her daughter and breaks her neck, she dies instantly. Then they all proceed to rip her stomach open and eat her intestins. The father grabs her stomach and takes a big bite, acid spills out and burns his face. As the acid deforms his blood, shit and vomit covered face he takes out his dick and sticks it into his daughters corpse as he throws the stomach at his son which also gets burned by the acids. After ejaculating in his daughters corpse, they all stand up, except for the daughter and the dog, and take a nice bow.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!" - 5 rakstair doma
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