Jānim Vēberstam derētu beidzot apgreidoties no Windows 2.0 un XP ;)

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a man PO, ko viņam derētu vai nedērētu darīt/nedarīt...:))

p.s. es te sēžu un domāju - "Es to esmu jau kādreiz kau kad sen lasījusi vai neesmu, iļi čals nedēļu sēdējis lai šito no līdzīgiem textiem safabricētu?".:))

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Tas taču ir ac';imredzams, ka viņš to ir pārrakstījis no sieviešu žurnāliem.

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nu, tev labāk jāzina.:))
es sieviešu žurnālus nelasu, tamdēļ neiru informēta kamo tur raxta.:))

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Vispār es šo 1:1 esmu lasījusi krieviski;)

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nu znač šams ir prosta pārtulkojis.:))

no turienes arī zināma neveiklība dažu frāžu uzbūvē.:)

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Nu ja nu;)

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kā Tava cienījamā veselība?.:)
paliec jau veselāx?..

p.s. nē, nē - absolūti nekādu ideju kā Tevi nodarbināt vai citādi izmantot man šobrīd nav.:)) prosta čista cilvēcīgi sievišķīga ziņkāre..;)

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Paldies par apjautāšanos!;) Nu tā... interesanti;) Man katrs rīts atnes jaunus brīnumus - vakar dabūju tādu vemjamo klepu un kārtīgus puņķus, šorīt kakls aizsāpējās. Pie kam dīvaina sajūta galvā turās un acu sāpes arī.;/ Es teikšu, ka man labāk patika, kad vienīgais simptoms bija 39° temperatūra!;/
Bet nu vispār šodien provēšu no mājas iziet un pastaigāties, citādāk jau šitā var palikt uz gultas pavisam;/

P.S. Vakar uztaisīju vienu drausmi gardu paēdienu - recepts pie manis;)

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nu, skaic.:)
nu tu tur veseļojies un ejot ārā pārāk netuntuļojies, a to sasvīdīsi un vēl kau ko jaunu rīt no rīta atklāsi sevī.:))

p.s. tas recepc ir labs, bet es tagad vistas fiļu netaisīšu tik ilgi, kamēr kau ko jaunu no šamās neizdomāšu - visu iepriekšējo ko no vistas fiļas iru taisījusi un ēdusi vairs negribu.:(((

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Tā viš ir, ka reizēm kāds produkts apnīkst vai traks!;)

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man nezin kāpēc ir tāda sajūta, ka man visi produkti ir apnikuši.:((
laikam ar būs jāiziet pastaigāties - da tirgusam iļi bodei (cigi ar nobeigušies vispār) un jāpastās moš kāds produkc man vēl šķiet intresanc..;)

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Man atkal ir doma pašķirstīt to žurnālu kaudzi, kaut ko izvēlēties un tad arī doties uz tirgu, a to bez plāna es mūžam sapērkos tik daudz un tik dazādi, ka kaut sēdies un raudi pēc tam - kā to leCskapī sastūķēt;D

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es arī ar Plānu (reālu saraxtu) pamanos sapirkt vissko vēl papildus..;)

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Pazīstama lieta!;)

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čo to padomāju, ka laikam gribu zivi..
svaigu tjipa, nevis saldētu..
kādu foreli vai lasi, a varbūt prosta mencu...
moš da Alfai aizpastaigāties?.....

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A ko, laiks izskatās smuks!;)

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ugu.:)
un beidzot var kurpes aut, nav jāmokās vaļenkos stūķējoties.;)

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Nu ja!;)

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Lasīts arī latviskā variantā jau iepriekš.

Oriģināls:

Rules Men Wished Women Knew

1. If you think you might be fat, you are. Don't ask us. Just get your fat arse in a gym.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put the f*cker down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. It causes arguments when we comment on it.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present.......again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Anyone can buy condoms.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats.
10. Sunday = Football/Rugby/Any other sport. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not a sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough clothes.
14. You have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is a twat and your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than pissing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most blokes own two to three pairs of shoes, what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, that would look good with your dress?
21. Yes, No and Mmm are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Now.
23. Your Mum doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil. It is an essential part of the car.
26. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
29. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
30. The male models with the great bodies you see in magazines are all gay. Face it.
31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
33. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
34. Consider Sport a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
35. Women wearing Wonderbras, low-cut blouses, tight tops, no jackets, chest level logo'd t-shirts etc. etc. lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
36. When we are in bed and look tired this means that we are tired and does not mean that we want to discuss the relationship.
37. If you want some dessert after a meal - order some. You don't have to finish it. You can just taste it if you like but don't say "No, I couldn't/shouldn't/don't want any" and then eat half of mine.
38. Dieting doesn't work without exercise.
39. If you're on a diet it doesn't mean my meals should be rabbit-food nouvelle-cuisine style. A man's four essential food groups are: white meat, red meat, cold beer and more cold beer. Please ensure all meals contain a good balance of the above in good quantities - everything else falls under the category 'garnish'.
40. Do not question our sense of direction.