печально быть антисоциальным - par pimpjiem un pakaļascaurumiem

01:18 pm - par pimpjiem un pakaļascaurumiem

pimpji ir neapmierināti. tie triecās, spraucās, lien, grūžās, bāžās; dažreiz ievīst, tad saņemās un laužās atkal uz priekšu. pimpjiem dažreiz izdodas atrast kādu spraugu un tad tie izriež krūti un pašapmierināti dodas uz priekšu. ciešās situācijās pimpji neskumst, tas tikai piedod asumu viņu dzīvei. pimpi var apmierināt un padarīt laimīgu.

pakaļas caurumi savukārt notupjās un gaida. viņi neredz kas notiek priekšā, dažreiz mana, kas notiek pakaļā, bet kā zināms acis lielākoties raugās pretējā virzienā. dažreiz pakaļas caurumi sāk šiverēties un mēģina uzbāzties uz kāda pimpja. ja neizdodas, tie ir sarūgtināti, neesmu drošs, vai tie ir apmierināti, ja izdodas. katrā ziņā laimīgi tie nav.

(braucot pār tiltu, novēroju satiksmi. un nevar noliegt, ka ietekmējos no Team America: World Police)


Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Lisa: [to Gary] You had me at "dicks fuck assholes".