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June 7th, 2008
11:53 pm - Play God by Deathstars
I, I wanna play God, with you
I, I wanna roll it all
Dead is all I wish down
On the Devil's night threat
All the nerves of the patients made in shocking shame
'Cause I'm the trigger that will stop escape
I'm the strangler in night will trash the skyline
And it took him the marks of hurting your skin
'Cause I wanna play God
I wanna play God with you
I, I wanna roll all, with you
The human catholique
All the effect of night stinks
All the tears of the victims running coachy meat
'Cause it's a future that will feel the sheet
I'm the strangler in night will trash the skyline
And it took him the marks of hurting your skin
'Cause I wanna play God
I wanna play God with you
I, I wanna roll all, with you
'Cause I wanna play God
I wanna play God with you
I, I wanna roll all, with you
Let's play a game of two: I'll play God and you'll play you
Let's play a game tonight: I'll play dark and you'll play...
I, I wanna play God, with you
I, I wanna roll it all
I'm the strangler in night will trash the skyline
And it took him the marks of hurting your skin
'Cause I wanna play
I wanna play God with you
I, I wanna roll all, with you
'Cause I wanna play
'Cause I wanna play
'Cause I wanna play God, God, God, God
Let's play a game tonight: I'll play dark and you'll play...
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06:08 pm
Guess who's my favorite Metalocalypse character.
Nathan Explosion, totally ^^
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03:30 am - IB Smart, but IB Screwed.
When asked to comment on the IB a student replied: "I'd commit suicide but I don't have the time."
"The most disruptive member of society is the male member."
Chem HL Student: Got some delta-9-tetra hydrocannabinol?
Guy 1: (raises his eyebrows) wtf???
Other Chem HL guy: (closes his eyes)... Oh give him what you're smoking...
Guy 1: It's called hashish you idiot.
Mike: May I have another cookie?
Johana: Sure, here-
Ms. Lauter: Why are you giving him one? He's always making fun of you!
Johana: *Hands cookie* My cookies are golden!
Mike: They look more like white to me...
Johana: That's because I put alot of frosting!
Ms. Lauter: But you deserve it...you really do.
Blackmon: So see, its a theory that dinosaurs were killed by an asteroid.
*Writes "Dinosaurs killed an asteroid" on board*
Mike: DINOSAUR NAZIS IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!
SL Maths Student: Are we ever going to use this in real life?
Teacher: Of course.
SL Maths Student: When?
Teacher: In the exam.
Iwan: Oh, I thought it was a typo
Teacher: I'm not typing on the board
Iwan: Oh, I meant a hando... oh...
Iwan (to math teacher) : How do you explain THIS?
Teacher: Your calculator's not on?
Maths Teacher: Your answers are like God, they have no beginning and no ending.
English Teacher: So if you bring valentines, bring one for everyone. I don't want one kid getting none and another getting 5.
Michael: But that's reality!
English Teacher: Be quiet Michael, I'm doing you a favor. You won't get any anyways.
Light is a wave on Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday and a particle on every other day! WTF?
Non IBer: Yeah, dude there was a lot of multiplying and dividing with her last night. If you know what I mean.
*IB student walk up*
IB Student: Oh, nice. So you and your girlfriend were working on your math homework last night.
Geography Teacher: Why is deforestation such a problem?
Student: Because people are cutting down trees
*laughing*
Teacher: Yes, because the word deforestation means to cut down trees. But why are people cutting down trees?
Student: Because they have nothing better to do.
IB Student 1: What's evolution?
IB Student 2: It's when we finish this exam and half of us drop dead so that only the people who are smart enough move on to the next mock.
Student 1: I read that there are lots of phallic symbols in the novel. Apparently Big Ben is supposed to be a big one.
Student 2: Probably represents Woolfe's view on British parliament at the time.
Student comes 20 minutes late to class: I'm sorry I'm late. I was waiting outside the classroom so as to not disturb the class.
Teacher: How nice...
Non-IB: "IBs don't socialise."
IB: "Sure we do, but it's just in the library..."
(After HL Math teacher arrived at class, late)
Student: Thank the Lord you're here, sir. We just couldn't function without you.
Physics Teacher: SO, if we cut the wire that holds up the elevator you would be in a weightless sutiation... But then it would crash... So you really wouldn't have much time to enjoy your weightlessness.
Student 1: I believe that opinions don't matter.
Student 2: So what you just said doesn't matter?
The only thing holding us down is our backpacks!
Student: Mr. Kent, my hand hurts from writing all these essays.
Mr. Kent: You think this is bad? By the end of senior year, when you get your diploma and shake my hand, you'll have a claw!
Student 1: Your mother is so fat that the only thing attractive about her is her gravity.
Student 2: Your mother is so fat, that she collapsed her own dimension
Student 1: Oh yeah, well your mother is so fat that she has the chance of reaching the speed of light
Student 2: Heh, well your mother is so fat that her Heisenberg uncertainty is zero.
Student 3: Don't mind me, I'm just passing by.
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June 4th, 2008
01:20 am - Like Fire!!
i am eternal
the ruler of the earth and sky
i am infernal
i am on a quest to see the heavens die
my fascination with the dead
won't be fulfilled here on this killing spree
and when they dream
that's when my spirit arise
and when they scream
a little part of them dies
i find my way into the minds of the weak
they are led astray
it's now my path that they seek
you die before me
your destiny is in my hands
you are soon to see
my one desire is to rule this world eternally
and when they dream
that's when my spirit arise
and when they scream
a little part of them dies
i find my way into the minds of the weak
they are led astray
it's now my path that they seek
you will never reach me
i am the darkest one
you will never heal me
a mind beyond repair
i will make you fear me
i slay your hopes and dreams
you're lost forever
in this world of mine
i devastate your life
and crush your every dream
no human being will perceive your silent scream
the king of rapture will betray your soul tonight
the life of yours is soon to end in brutal death
don't look me in the eyes if you are awake
just a glimpse of me will put your life at stake
i am the horizon
i am the serpent of the dead
my gaze will burn your skin and flesh into a crisp
like fire
like fire
this very morbid mind of mine
will set your course into and early grave
i twist your fate and seal your doom
i bit you welcome - my eternal slave
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June 3rd, 2008
07:58 pm - ***
I kept hiding lady Marlene from the enemy and was, in fact, successful until the day when I simply was not there to help my only friend. The army of Monsters attacked while I was collecting herbs for the sick child of a local baker. They were aware of the thunderians hiding their most beautiful women, so they came unexpected and took some of our best. Lady Marlene, my dearest frend, was among them. I put most of the blame onto myself for I did not see them coming, because I simply did not try. Only the most bloody scenes appeared before my eyes with no Calling, else I had to provoke them. As our enemy had recently left, I was not expecting them to come back before the Fall. I blamed myself for the possible deaths of thunderian women. The feeling was killing me. I was still quite insane from the power I possesed and this happening only made it worse. When I regained sanity more or less, I left to seek for the Lost. I could not be sure whether they were alive, but I promised not to return until I find out. And Marlene, I had to find Marlene, my last hope in rebirth of my kind. She could have become the next Warrior of the people to protect my dinasty, the people of the woods. No, that was not it, I had to find lady Marlene, the only person that I truly loved. I took the only things I had, also grabing a huge butcher's axe as my only weapon and rejected the help that was offered by the strong men of Thunder. No, they had no idea of what was going on. This was to be a great batlle, the greatest fight on Earth. Knowing how it ends was quite boring.
Days had gone before I reached the farest borders of the dark and spoilt land of lust, misery and pain. The Monsters...there was hell a lot of them. I saw blood on their filthy hands as if they never washed it away, as if they enjoyed to feel it on their skin. And yet their appearance was not far from ours. They were big and strong, but so are the thunderian butchers for example. I had met them for so many times during the past fights, but only then I saw them as something real. They had a town, a life. Most of them had families and some kind of friends. But their land was too close to hell, brought to a state like that by their own hands and sick minds. I also forced myself to remember that even the "families" they had were created by raping the women of world's towns and villages and forcing them as the wives of Monsters afterwards. After performing a Calling to see if my ideas were to be successful, I entered the place as a simple old beggar, just to see what happens. I had to get some information first.
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June 1st, 2008
01:31 am
От чего же не данно грезить о полете на шее дракона? В кои веки фантазия - грех?
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May 30th, 2008
03:37 pm - I did it!
Pārcelta.
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p.s. Ja apēstā lieta bija nu ļoti negaršīga, tad tā neskaitās apēsta.
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May 29th, 2008
08:07 pm - Eating people is fun
Quote of the Day
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:
1. Make sure the man is conscious.
2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.
3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours, max.
4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.
5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes.
6. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or "do as I say and no one will get hurt."
zappa:
щас по радио услышал слоган:
zappa:
окна "Норма". Красота и форма.
zappa:
Это гениальный шаблон имхо!
zappa:
Сауна "Роса". Сифилис и колбаса.
aloser:
Ларек "Елена". Прямоугольный и конфеты.
zappa:
) ну ты почти просек фишку
- Вы подготовили что-нибудь на сегодня?
- Угу. У меня дефекты воспитания и однополый брак.
- Ну это понятно, а доклад у вас есть?
Keny: Мы как настоящие студенты - на экзамен с чистой совестью
Ron1X: ...и памятью
Любимая музыка: нет
Любимые фильмы: нет
Любимые книги: нет
Любимые игры: lineage2
Работаю преподом Английского в универе. Сочинение "About myself" одного из студентов:
"Hello. My name is Kolya. I like eat. I have a cat. It like eat too. Eating people is fun."
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May 23rd, 2008
11:37 pm - Quote
There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, eccept her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?". The girl was shocked when she saw that he was blind too, and refused to marry him. The boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying "just take care of my eyes, please".
This is how humans change when their status changes. Only few remember what life was before, and who had always been there in the most painful situations.
Current Music: Akira Yamaoka - Tears of...
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May 19th, 2008
05:24 pm - Quote of the Day
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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