un tu bēdz viens cilvēks septiņjūdžu zābakos no hārtbreika, slēpjoties ar rumpi zem segas un ar prātu grāmatā, a tur uz tevi runā pračets un kā reiz par tēmu:

even beasties ken how babbies are made, but only people know aboot Romancin'. when a bull coo meet a lady coo he disnae have tae say "my heart goes bang-bang-bang when i see your wee face", cos all that's kinda built intae their heids. people have it more difficult. Romancin' is verrae important, ye ken. basically it's a way the boy can get close to the girl wi'oot her attackin' him and scratchin' his eyes oot.

jā, es lasu pračeta rakstītu lovestoriju. vairāk bi tādu.