23 January 2003 @ 09:36 pm
 
man uz meilu kāc ciuvēciņš (visiem nav jāzin, kas) atsūtīja šitentādu:
Eksaamens.
Profesors jautaa studentam: kas izplataas aatraak - gaisma vai skanja?
Students: skanja.
Profesors: kaapeec tu taa domaa?
Students: Taapeec, ka, kad es iesleedzu TV, skanja paraadaas vispirms,
bilde peec tam.
Profesors izdzen studentu.
Ienaak naakoshais.

Profesors: kas izplataas aatraak - gaisma vai skanja?
Students: gaisma.
Profesors: kaapeec tu taa domaa?
Students: Taapeec, ka, kad es iesleedzu radio, vispirms iedegaas
lampinja, skanja paraadaas peec tam.
Profesors izdzen studentu un domaa: vai tie studenti ir stulbi vai es
uzdodu paaraak gudrus jautaajumus.

Iesauc naakosho un jautaa: ja tu staavi viena kalna galaa un tev pretii otra kalna galaa izshauj lielgabals, kas notiek vispirms: tu sadzirdi skanju vai ieraugi
uzliesmojumu?
Students atbild: ieraugu uzliesmojumu.
Profesors nopriecaajas un jautaa: kaapeec tu taa domaa?
Students atbild: nu, kaa, acis tachu ir vairaak izbiidiitas uz priekshu nekaa ausis.
 
 
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(Anonymous) on January 23rd, 2003 - 10:11 pm
Maya
Kaadaa saitaa, kas apgalvo "This site features over 4.6 million poets!"

shodienas dzejolis skan taa.

The Simple and Convenient Memory of Goldfish

"The Goldfish's memory span is 4 seconds," taught the scientist.
The yawning students almost immediately forget--
but in the corner of the class,
the fish swims attentively.

With eyes wide, he examines
the round edges of his poor bowl.

Then he remembers something about the ocean,
only to forget it over and over again.
Aaron Abrams
Chicago, IL

Copyright ©2003 Aaron Abrams

Hmmm...kas man taas par asociaacijaam?


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phoenix[info]phoenix on January 23rd, 2003 - 10:13 pm
Re: Maya
sooreee...nemaaceeshu tev paskaidrot ;>
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